BBM LUCU - CERITA LUCU TERBAIK 2014: #PUZZLEFUNNY

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Saturday, July 12, 2014

BBM FUNNY: Introduced To Wife With Intention Other

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One afternoon, Onyod a wealthy businessman had just finished lunch at a famous restaurant in the capital Jakarta.

When he was about to enter the luxury car, an old beggar stopped him: "Sir,,,! Spare me, sir,,,! Been 3 days I do not eat,,,!"

"How about my father's love of cigarettes only 1 pack,,,?" said Onyod friendly.

Kisid try gently refused the offer Onyod: "Sorry sir,,,! Been 5 years I do not ngerokok, because I know smoking is very, very disturbing health, sir,,,! I want to eat,,,"

"Oh sir do not smoke,,,? Now, what if I spoke to the bar sir,,,? Yeah drink a little whiskey lah,,,?" said Onyod try Kisid offered the beggar something else.

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Kisid the beggar trying again refused the offer Onyod: "Wissss,,,! I from elementary school to graduate from college in London, I never tried illicit drinking like that, sir,,,! Wrote I want to eat,,,"

"Waaah, Mr. apparently had menyenyam higher education,,,? If so what we are to where clubbing alone, we have fun until the morning,,,!?" Onyod word again.

This time Kisid asked anxiously: "No ah, sir,,,! Clubbing just make us dizzy. Wrote I want to eat,,,"

"Hm,,,? If so sir i just come to the hotel,,,! Later we bookings favorite beautiful girls sir,,,? May select any girl anyway,,,!" Onyod provide a very tempting offer for the men's johns.

But apparently unmoved Kisid in principle: "Waaah,,,! Father tried-tried I kept ya. My wife is ugly, items, filthy, but I really care about my wife, sir,,,! Same I told you some of Mr. Next time, I want to eat wrote,,,! "

"Well, if that's the desire sir,,,! Mr. I invite to my house for dinner and get acquainted with my wife,,,! Ok,,,?" Onyod said Onyod meet demand.

Murkisid said to himself: "love does love eating food, but eat at home every use, Animashaun very rich boss's ass,,,!"

Arriving at the house, before the welcome meal at the table that has been prepared for the Kisid Beggars, Onyod first introduced to his wife:

"Mom, these introduced Mr. Kisid,,,! He actually graduated from renowned universities in Bandung,,,! But because he does not like SMOKING, DRINKING, CLUBBING, and yes women MAIN so happens, so poor and so beggars so rich,, ,! "

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BBM FUNNY: Example of Anti-Corruption Officials

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After a multibillion-dollar project is completed, the director general of the arrival of a representative of the HQ office Caucasians winning bidder. It's been 7 years in Jakarta, Indonesia so it can capably.

Bule: "Sir, there is a gift from us to you. Parking under mercy I S 320."

DG: "You want to bribe me?'s What the fuck? Tender dah finished anyway. Should not, so yes, the danger of tau Haree genee give-give gifts."

Bule: "Please sir acceptable. If not, I fail to build relationships deemed by the head office."

DG: "Ah, do not be like that. Mine is not willing!"

Caucasians (thinking): "so wrote, sir. What if you just buy the car ..."

DG: "Where I am there is money to buy an expensive car like that!"

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Bule call headquarters.

Bule: "I have a solution, sir. Father bought the car dg price 10,000, - alone."

DG: "Bener huh? OK, I want to. So this is not a bribe. Use receipts yes .."

Bule: "Sure, sir .."

Bule prepare and submit receipts. Director General to pay the money 50 thousand. they shook hands.

Caucasians (while opening the wallet): "Oh, sorry sir.'s The change Rp.40.000, -."

DG: "No need to use any returns. 4 car please send it to my house yeah ..."

Bule: @ # $% ^ & ** (

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BBM FUNNY: Local Tourists holidaying in Bali

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This occurrence time of a couple of local tourists who were vacationing in Bali. They are planning to visit tourist attractions Tanah Lot. After a long journey they finally get ...

Husband: Well finally we get deh in Soil Rot

Wife: You how the heck, it's that Tanah Lot

Husband: Ish .. so awesome you guys ... Its true that not Rot Lot

Wife: Land Lot!

Husband: Soil Rot!

Wife: Lot!

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Husband: Rot!

Wife: loooot! Lot! Lot!

Husband: It's .. already from the so noisy. Let us ask.

Incidentally there is a roadside old father dressed in traditional Balinese.

Husband: Sir, excuse me we want to ask ya ... This place name or Tanah Lot Land Rot?

Mr. Old: This place name Soil Rot

Husband: Seriously sir? Correct Soil Rot? .. The husband tried to emphasize once again.

Mr. Parent: Yes, the Land of Rot

Hmmm husband to his wife, is right? What I say is Land of Rot ... thank you, yes sir .. Thank God the father, if it was not possible explanation we could fight today ...

Mr. Old: your welcome ...

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BBM FUNNY: Determination of Candidate Companion PDIP

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Onyod: "Speaking of politics,,,! Hell I hear-hear PDIP Jokowi said candidates will be paired together JK. Bener not it,,,?"

Dulandeh: "Ah who said,,,? Person according to the political news that i follow anyway, companion Jokowi be determined after evaluating the results of the legislative elections, anyway,,,!"

Onyod: "This is always real, serious,,,! Jokowi set with JK,,,!"

Dulandeh: "The word i have not been established, has not been established, Onyoood,,,!"

Onyod: "If you do not believe, Just see the news in the paper this morning,,,!"

Morning News newspaper: "After a very long reflection, PDI-P and Tim finally Successful candidates determined to stick together with the JK. Because without JK, Jokowi will only be OOWI,,,"

Dulandeh (holding forehead): "&% $ # @ &% $ #,,,???"
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BBM FUNNY: Due Emotions Too emphasized Happens Here!

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Onyod still at the office that night, because that day job very solid chance that he'll be home late. He was called to the house, but his phone was raised by a woman whose voice was unfamiliar to him.

Onyod: "Hello, who's this,,,?"

Maid: "I am a maid here, there needs to be what is it,,,?"

Onyod: "Maid,,,? Since when there is a maid in the house,,,?"

Maid: "I go to work this afternoon, there is what ya need,,,?"

Onyod: "Lady where,,,?"

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Maid: "Madam is busy with his girlfriend,,,! There is a message, sir,,,?"

Onyod: "Sigh,,,?! Again doing them now,,,!?"

Maid: "Since 2 hours ago entered the room, had not come out again until now. Who is this,,,?"

Onyod: "What,,,?! Are you serious, do not mess around it,,,!?"

Maid: "Uh, sorry sir,,,! His phone later again yes if you want to chat with the lady of hell,,,! I did not dare to disturb,,,!"

Onyod: "Hey, listen yaaa,,,! These I got home,,,! Mrs you were my wife,,,!!"

Maid: "Huh,,,?! Sorry sir, I'm sorry,,,! I do not know if the mistress had a husband, because he ngakunya widow anyway. Sorry sir, sorry,,,! But really sir, I do not lie anyway,,, "

Onyod: "Okay, okay,,,! Tell you what, I love you money 10 million if you want ngikutin my command,,,!"

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Maid: "But I do not dimarahin yes sir,,,! Yes, I want sir, want,,,!"

Onyod: "You take a machete behind, jab until they both die,,,? Keep your escape to the bus terminal near the house, we meet there,,,!"

Maid: "Wowww, 10 million sir,,,??"

Onyod: "Yes, 10 million cash,,,!? But do it now,,,! I stay close, and do not have to shut down the phone,,,!"

The maid went back to looking for a cleaver, and into the room.

For a moment there was a commotion, and not long ago the sound of a motor running at hard, and then became silent and quiet atmosphere.

Furthermore, the maid back again into the phone.

Maid: "I managed to ngebacok head Mrs, Mr,,,! But his girlfriend managed to escape, not overtaken because I hit a piano in the living room,,,!"

Onyod: "Piano,,,??"

Maid: "Yes sir, and he escaped through the pool beside the house,,,!"

Onyod: "Soon, soon,,,?? Swimming pool,,,??"

Maid: "Yes, she ran away to take your daughter's favorite Ducati,,,!"

Onyod: "Ducati Motor,,,?? Son I'm only a class 2 SD,,,?? Oh my god ..., sorry, this is actually his house who yes,,,??"

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BBM FUNNY: Lessons life sciences

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On the afternoon of the life sciences school hours in elementary school:

Teacher: "Let the children now Imitate sounds of the animals and say the name of the animal,,,!"

Ikoh: "Woof woof woof,,, dog!"

Teacher: "Come on who else,,,?"

Kisid: "Meow meow,,, cat!"

Teacher: "Let's turn your Odah,,,!"

Odah: "Mbeee mbeee,,, goat!"

Teacher: "Pinter,,,! So now you try, Onyod,,,!"

Onyod: "Hi gorgeous, ya alone. Could I come, may not,,,?"

Teacher: "Onyoood,,,! Was what animal sound,,,?!"

Onyod: "Crocodile land, Buuu,,,!"

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BBM FUNNY: You admit it

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A history teacher gives a question to his disciples,
"Children, who wrote the Pancasila and the 1945 Constitution?"
All of them silent. Because until late after hours of lessons a student has not been answered, the teacher angry and eventually punish all of his students bask in the field until late afternoon ceremony. One such student, let's call it Anto, arrived home with sobbing. Asked his father in astonishment,
"To, why are you? Fighting? "
Anto replied, "No sir, but we were punished drying by Mr. Teacher." His father asked, "Why should be punished?"
Anto replied, "We do not answer anyone who writes Pancasila and the 1945 Constitution, sir" Suddenly father flushed face and slapped his son while rebuke,
"Why do not you admit it who wrote it!"
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BBM FUNNY: Primary School Students With his teacher

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Anto is sitting in elementary school were asked Miss Fanny, his teacher
Mrs. Fanny: Anto, there were 5 ducks foraging in rice field again. If hunters shot,
contact with a living how?
After thinking for a moment, the Anto replied "no rest nona"
Mrs. Fanny asks "why is there no rest?"
The Anto replied "another fly all in shock"
Mrs. Fanny smiled wisely and said "well, actually that's not the answer. but I like the way
you think "

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BBM FUNNY: Salary increment

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One day, a lady housekeeper came to her employer.
Maid: "madam, I want to ask for a raise .."
Mrs: "why do I have to raise your salary?"
Maid: "there are three reasons mistress .. First I clean the house cleaner than the mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say ma'am".
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid: "The second, I cook better than the mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say."
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid :: third, I was great in bed more than a mistress. "
Mrs: "Oh!!! What host also say!!?!! "
Maid: "No ma'am .., but the host side of the house that said, if the lady of the less good in bed"
Mrs: "Ssssstt!!! You ask how much the increase??? "

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BBM FUNNY: Salary increment

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BBM FUNNY: Different Beliefs

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Budi, a young man who lives alone in a long time finding her idol lover Lina, but their marriage did not last long due to differences in beliefs. Amir who is a friend Budi questioned about the cause of their separation.

Amir: "Why should you get divorced, what's the problem?"

Budi: "We are different beliefs Amir, I can not stand it."

Amir: "Instead of your co-religionists?"

Budi: "Indeed ..."

Amir: "Then why get divorced because of differences in beliefs?!"

Budi: "I have always been convinced that I was handsome, but Lina could not accept that my beliefs and always matter."

Amir: "..."

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Friday, July 11, 2014

BBM FUNNY: Mental Hospital Patient Buy Food

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A patient Psychiatric Hospital Patients buy food in Fast Food. He also said to the pretty waitress.

Buyer: Miss, 1 serving of chicken rice wrapped yes ...

Waiter: Yes sir ...

Buyer: But please rice and chicken split ya lady ..

Waiter: Why sir ...?

Buyer: Fear eaten chicken rice ...

Waiter:! @ # $ ^ & * () _ +

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BBM FUNNY: Spouse not arrogant

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One day the wife said to her husband:

Wife: "Papa, I'm not anymore arrogant .. well ... before I married you much the same guy who came to propose to me but all I decline, except you, .."

Husband: "Mama, .. I also no longer arrogant ya, .... at first before I married you a lot of girls who kulamar but all refused, except you, ..!"

Wife: "$ $ # @ @%% $ #!!!???"

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BBM FUNNY: Overcome And Cure Shortness of Breath

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A wife suffering from shortness of breath and checked herself into the doctor

Wife: "Doc, .. lately I often experience shortness of breath, how to handle ya, ..?"

Doctor: "Since when does the mother feel shortness of breath?" (While checking his pulse)

Wife: "Since, .................. since I often see my husband with the widow of the car opposite the house, Doc ..."

Doctor: "$ $ # @ @ # # @ #%%!???"

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

BBM FUNNY: Married First Ten Years

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A woman in my office recently married name is Rani and I hear my colleagues call him Wati give him advice.

Wati: "In a marriage there are tough times and fun times., But the first 10 years are the most difficult times that must be passed to the patient, .."

Me: "Did you get married how long Wati?"

Wati: "Ten years,, ...." (answer lethargic)

Me: "???!!! @ # $% $ # @!!???"

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BBM FUNNY: Husband Died

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As a good friend, Miss Carolyn tried to console the grieving Mrs. Ratna having just left her husband who died of a heart attack.

Miss Carolyn: "Please do not cry on, be brave, Relax departure and do not automatically sad like that, .."

Mrs. Ratna: "How not sad??? She died when I was wrinkled! Try now, who wants to get married to me, ..??"

Miss Carolyn: "$ # # @ # $ $% $ # @!!!???"

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BBM FUNNY: All Multipurpose False First Night

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A new husband (having just married) told his new wife (his newly wedded wife), ...

Husband: "Honey, do not get mad .. yes, .. I've been lying all this time, my feet ... actually fake, .." (taking off his artificial leg)

Wife: "Oh, all right .. not what my husband, because I have also been lied to, ..! Soon I'll take off my false teeth, prosthetic hair, and the contents of the bra, .."

Husband: "@ # $ # # @% $ # #!!???"

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